My wife is the local hobo spider paranoid expert. She is freaked out curious about them, and so is always looking to capture them. If you’re interested in finding out more, you can check this reference.

Anyway, she had them strategically placed throughout our house and garage, making it treacherous for ANY hobo to darken our door. Why, behold what we caught just today while checking behind the sofa:

He won’t be going anywhere soon…

Aw fishsticks, he got away…