As in, theology from a 5 year old.

The other night my middle, precocious boy launched into this without any solicitation:

Satan was an angel but he decided he wanted to be God and turned bad. He took the angels with him, not all of them but lots. Satan and the angels attacked God, but He whooped them on the bum!”

And yes, he said “bum”. From the mouths of infants… 😀