The Cap’n

The Cap’n


Cap’n Caleb was not in the mood fer havin’ his picture taken by a landlubber. His temper was fierce, n’ there was not peace to be found after he left the poopdeck for his quarters.

Thankfully, the swashbuckler was later appeased with milk and a graham cracker. This pirate cap’n’s treasure ere not measured in gold n’ jewels, but in tasty carbohydrates. Arrrrrr!

The Cap’n

The Cap’n


Cap’n Caleb was not in the mood fer havin’ his picture taken by a landlubber. His temper was fierce, n’ there was not peace to be found after he left the poopdeck for his quarters.

Thankfully, the swashbuckler was later appeased with milk and a graham cracker. This pirate cap’n’s treasure ere not measured in gold n’ jewels, but in tasty carbohydrates. Arrrrrr!

ARRRR!

Today’s post for the blog tour will focus on…hey! What are you doing? Who are you? Lemme gooooooo

Arrr. This here blog is bein’ boarded fer the celebration of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Every September 19th we come t’gether fer great silliness – but if ye land lubbers dinna like it, ye be walkin’ the plank. As always, th’ pirates have scourged th’ bilge rats that run this here blog until some suitable links are uncovered.

The Veggietales movie, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything .

How to talk like a pirate. If’n ye need help, here be a translator!

Read up on yer favorite pirate.

Read fine fiction books for more piracy.

Get yer pirate name, ye scurvy dogs!

If’n ye still need help

We be sailin’ on later, and we may let this bilge rat return to his blog, if it doesn’t amuse us to have him walk the plank! Aye, keep an eye out for Cap’n Caleb later on today, if ye dare.

ARRRR!

Today’s post for the blog tour will focus on…hey! What are you doing? Who are you? Lemme gooooooo

Arrr. This here blog is bein’ boarded fer the celebration of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Every September 19th we come t’gether fer great silliness – but if ye land lubbers dinna like it, ye be walkin’ the plank. As always, th’ pirates have scourged th’ bilge rats that run this here blog until some suitable links are uncovered.

The Veggietales movie, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything .

How to talk like a pirate. If’n ye need help, here be a translator!

Read up on yer favorite pirate.

Read fine fiction books for more piracy.

Get yer pirate name, ye scurvy dogs!

If’n ye still need help

We be sailin’ on later, and we may let this bilge rat return to his blog, if it doesn’t amuse us to have him walk the plank! Aye, keep an eye out for Cap’n Caleb later on today, if ye dare.

Firefish Finish

I had wanted to post one last time on Legend of the Firefish last night. Back spasms have kept me from the computer last night and most of today so far (ugh). Just two quick points to wrap up this blog tour.

First, the sequel, The Hand That Bears the Sword, is in the stores already. Becky has a review of it here. Sounds like more swashbuckling action!

Second, the author has a cool contest where you write up a little ditty in pirate speak. Seeing that Talk Like a Pirate Day is just about this blog’s national holiday, how could I not promote that? So get to your keyboards mateys!! Arrrrr!

Now I’ll limp back to my couch…

Firefish Finish

I had wanted to post one last time on Legend of the Firefish last night. Back spasms have kept me from the computer last night and most of today so far (ugh). Just two quick points to wrap up this blog tour.

First, the sequel, The Hand That Bears the Sword, is in the stores already. Becky has a review of it here. Sounds like more swashbuckling action!

Second, the author has a cool contest where you write up a little ditty in pirate speak. Seeing that Talk Like a Pirate Day is just about this blog’s national holiday, how could I not promote that? So get to your keyboards mateys!! Arrrrr!

Now I’ll limp back to my couch…