From the department of “I’m not making this up.”
Your Best Life Now, The Game: based off the book by Joel Osteen.
In just 30 minutes, you can live life to your full potential! Play through exciting levels of enlarging your vision or finding strength through adversity! Found at quality establishments offering overstocked merchandise that wouldn’t sell anywhere else (I saw it at Tuesday Morning).
*sigh*
Cap’n Caleb was not in the mood fer havin’ his picture taken by a landlubber. His temper was fierce, n’ there was not peace to be found after he left the poopdeck for his quarters.
Thankfully, the swashbuckler was later appeased with milk and a graham cracker. This pirate cap’n’s treasure ere not measured in gold n’ jewels, but in tasty carbohydrates. Arrrrrr!
Cap’n Caleb was not in the mood fer havin’ his picture taken by a landlubber. His temper was fierce, n’ there was not peace to be found after he left the poopdeck for his quarters.
Thankfully, the swashbuckler was later appeased with milk and a graham cracker. This pirate cap’n’s treasure ere not measured in gold n’ jewels, but in tasty carbohydrates. Arrrrrr!
Today’s post for the blog tour will focus on…hey! What are you doing? Who are you? Lemme gooooooo
Arrr. This here blog is bein’ boarded fer the celebration of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Every September 19th we come t’gether fer great silliness – but if ye land lubbers dinna like it, ye be walkin’ the plank. As always, th’ pirates have scourged th’ bilge rats that run this here blog until some suitable links are uncovered.
The Veggietales movie, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything .
How to talk like a pirate. If’n ye need help, here be a translator!
Read up on yer favorite pirate.
Read fine fiction books for more piracy.
Get yer pirate name, ye scurvy dogs!
We be sailin’ on later, and we may let this bilge rat return to his blog, if it doesn’t amuse us to have him walk the plank! Aye, keep an eye out for Cap’n Caleb later on today, if ye dare.
Today’s post for the blog tour will focus on…hey! What are you doing? Who are you? Lemme gooooooo
Arrr. This here blog is bein’ boarded fer the celebration of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Every September 19th we come t’gether fer great silliness – but if ye land lubbers dinna like it, ye be walkin’ the plank. As always, th’ pirates have scourged th’ bilge rats that run this here blog until some suitable links are uncovered.
The Veggietales movie, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything .
How to talk like a pirate. If’n ye need help, here be a translator!
Read up on yer favorite pirate.
Read fine fiction books for more piracy.
Get yer pirate name, ye scurvy dogs!
We be sailin’ on later, and we may let this bilge rat return to his blog, if it doesn’t amuse us to have him walk the plank! Aye, keep an eye out for Cap’n Caleb later on today, if ye dare.
My wife is the local hobo spider paranoid expert. She is freaked out curious about them, and so is always looking to capture them. If you’re interested in finding out more, you can check this reference.
Anyway, she had them strategically placed throughout our house and garage, making it treacherous for ANY hobo to darken our door. Why, behold what we caught just today while checking behind the sofa:
He won’t be going anywhere soon…
Aw fishsticks, he got away…
